Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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