VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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