K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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