Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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