A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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