update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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