I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
she looked like the before picture.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
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My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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