we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
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you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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