All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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