remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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