he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
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i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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