i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I just cut my nipple shaving
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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