i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
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So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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