My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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