I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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