Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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