my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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