It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
In America we eat man semen.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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