they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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