This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
When did angry sex become our thing?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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