I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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