Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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