She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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