And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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