this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
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went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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