Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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