Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
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I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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