So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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