i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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