oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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