According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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