he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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