Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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