The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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