We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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