dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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