You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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