HIV tests are more positive than that guy
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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