If that was your dad, he is hot
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
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I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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