the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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