Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
It's never too late to be topless.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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