My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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