Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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