It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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Rumble strips road head = magical
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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