i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I have tasted many bathrooms
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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