you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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