I'm going to jail i love you
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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