it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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