Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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