Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
did you just send me my own nude
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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